Beware, landlubbers: The Pirates of Central Park have arrived

Avast, ye scurvy landlubbers: The Pirates of Central Park have descended upon America.

The comedy group Improv Everywhere invaded New York City’s Central Park Lake last week to agitate (See: entertain) onlookers.

Improv members dressed up in full pirate garb, rented a rowboat and converted it into a fearsome seafaring vessel. They proceeded to inquire upon the civilian population, including a rogue dog, about the location of the missing key to their treasure.

Watch all the way to the end as the pirate captain awkwardly attempts to learn how to return the rented boat.

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