Winning for the Internet: Tweets that made us laugh in 2015

People can say the funniest things. And thankfully, a lot of them will put it out there on social media.

A random sampling from the past year on the social media giant Twitter showed that not just celebrities but Jo/Joe Citizen from wherever have unique and entertaining thoughts tumbling around in their heads.

Sometimes those thoughts are self-effacing, sometimes they are evidence of frustration and sometimes they are just random. And they are marvelous.

There aren't a lot of female pilots and not to point fingers but thanks a lot Amelia Earhart

— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) April 5, 2015

All of us, to @amazon right now. #PrimeDay pic.twitter.com/OOjCeu0pQw

— Emily (@ejweeks) July 15, 2015

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Or braised. I've enjoyed it baked too. Can't go wrong with Fried Revenge. The point is I'm mad at you.

— Growly Grego (@GrowlyGrego) March 25, 2015

If you walk into a crowded bar carrying a small tray, you can walk up to anyone & ask what they like to drink and they'll just hand you cash

— maura quint (@behindyourback) April 4, 2015

Can't believe Harrison Ford crashed on a golf course pic.twitter.com/eT5jfwbcmf

— Tyler Peterson (@Gingernaut) March 6, 2015

If you watch the Bachelor or the Bachelorette don't ever tell me you're "so busy"

— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) August 8, 2015

[walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium]
wife: what did you think a tiger shark was, brent

— brent (@murrman5) November 24, 2014

As soon as the new Steve Jobs movie comes out the last Steve Jobs movie will run noticeably slower and start randomly crashing.

— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) October 9, 2015

Accidentally played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear and now it can ride a bike without training wheels.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 11, 2015

Txt from wife: where r u
Me:kitchen
Wife:can u feed cat
M: I mean garage
W:bring in laundry
M:bathroom
W:clean toilet
M: Idaho
W:get potatos

— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) March 16, 2015

A lot of people take the Ice Bucket Challenge. It doesn't end well.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/WBMk8vrtfj

— Alistair Frederick (@ali_frederick) December 14, 2015

I suspect that low-carb diets work not because they are healthier, but because without carbs I simply lose the will to eat.

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 5, 2015

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