Winning for the Internet: Tweets that made us laugh in 2015
Dec 21, 2015, 6:00 AM
(AP Photo)
(AP Photo)
People can say the funniest things. And thankfully, a lot of them will put it out there on social media.
A random sampling from the past year on the social media giant Twitter showed that not just celebrities but Jo/Joe Citizen from wherever have unique and entertaining thoughts tumbling around in their heads.
Sometimes those thoughts are self-effacing, sometimes they are evidence of frustration and sometimes they are just random. And they are marvelous.
There aren't a lot of female pilots and not to point fingers but thanks a lot Amelia Earhart
— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) April 5, 2015
All of us, to @amazon right now. #PrimeDay pic.twitter.com/OOjCeu0pQw
— Emily (@ejweeks) July 15, 2015
Revenge is a dish best served cold. Or braised. I've enjoyed it baked too. Can't go wrong with Fried Revenge. The point is I'm mad at you.
— Growly Grego (@GrowlyGrego) March 25, 2015
If you walk into a crowded bar carrying a small tray, you can walk up to anyone & ask what they like to drink and they'll just hand you cash
— maura quint (@behindyourback) April 4, 2015
Can't believe Harrison Ford crashed on a golf course pic.twitter.com/eT5jfwbcmf
— Tyler Peterson (@Gingernaut) March 6, 2015
If you watch the Bachelor or the Bachelorette don't ever tell me you're "so busy"
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) August 8, 2015
[walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium]
wife: what did you think a tiger shark was, brent— brent (@murrman5) November 24, 2014
As soon as the new Steve Jobs movie comes out the last Steve Jobs movie will run noticeably slower and start randomly crashing.
— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) October 9, 2015
Accidentally played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear and now it can ride a bike without training wheels.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 11, 2015
Txt from wife: where r u
Me:kitchen
Wife:can u feed cat
M: I mean garage
W:bring in laundry
M:bathroom
W:clean toilet
M: Idaho
W:get potatos— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) March 16, 2015
A lot of people take the Ice Bucket Challenge. It doesn't end well.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/WBMk8vrtfj
— Alistair Frederick (@ali_frederick) December 14, 2015
I suspect that low-carb diets work not because they are healthier, but because without carbs I simply lose the will to eat.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 5, 2015
