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The Loop: Internet, we need to talk about ‘Chinese Food’

On this episode of “The Loop,” we need to have a serious conversation.

Patrice Wilson, the guy behind horrible videos “Friday” and “Thanksgiving,” is still allowed on YouTube. I was ready to let him fade into the distance, but then came “Chinese Food.”

It’s awful. In every way possible: Horrible singing, worse lyrics and the creepiest panda a la MSG overdose ever. It’s so bad that I actually had to break it down, because I clearly don’t torture you fine people enough.

I also take a look at a kid who has experienced a college diet at a young age, alcohol aside. His parents were kind enough to film his reaction and post it online.

Never forget that burrito you don’t remember eating.