Taxes are the worst and here’s what Americans would rather do to avoid them

Mar 21, 2016, 11:57 AM | Updated: 2:50 pm
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PHOENIX — In a game of “would you rather” with the American people, the IRS comes up a big loser.

While that is not especially surprising, a WalletHub survey got very specific — a few were willing to commit murder, but 27 percent said they would get an IRS tattoo or clean toilets at Chipotle if it meant having a tax-free future.

Now we’re getting somewhere. The survey quizzed 1,000 tax-paying citizens.

A small percentage — 4 percent — was willing to do a year in prison. Wow. That makes the 16 percent who would just move to another country seem like wimps.

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Also fairly dedicated — the 6 percent who would stop talking for 6 months.

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Preparing taxes also is unwelcome. For 77 percent, doing laundry was preferable to doing taxes and 35 percent would sooner have the awkward birds-and-the-bees talk with their kids than hunker down with tax work.

A startling 8 percent would break their own arm.
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As for whom Americans like more than the IRS, Pope Francis topped the list with 52 percent. He is the pope, after all.

The least popular figure was O.J. Simpson at 8 percent.

But when all is said and done, a whopping 86 percent of taxpayers said the IRS was necessary.

The IRS — as necessary to America’s health as the worst-tasting cough syrup you can imagine.

KTAR’s Jim Cross contributed to this report.

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Taxes are the worst and here’s what Americans would rather do to avoid them