John Oliver’s tips for getting out of New Year’s Eve
Dec 30, 2014, 2:25 AM | Updated: 2:30 am
According to John Oliver, New Year’s Eve is the worst.
Also according to John Oliver, there are some quick and easy ways to get out of being invited anywhere on New Year’s Eve, such as telling everyone you’re “on a cleanse” or saying an ambiguous relative is sick with a made-up disease.
Anything you say you have to do has got to be better than watching Ryan Seacrest tell time, right?