I know you have a lot on your plate this Halloween, what with getting your little ghouls and goblins (let’s be honest: Your Elsa and other Elsa) ready to trick-or-treat, so I’m not wasting your time.
For your viewing ease, check out the top five scare pranks I found this year. They’re broken down into digestible chunks, kind of like miniature Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.
The video will also give you something to do while your child belts out “Do you wanna build a snowman?” to 500 other Elsas wandering the streets. No, none of them know any other words to that song.
Enjoy your Halloween. I hope it’s safe, spooky and memorable. And don’t worry. Like all things, “Frozen” will fade with time.
Or the next Disney movie.