Has a Missouri mall produced the worst ad ever?

Aug 19, 2014, 12:13 AM | Updated: Apr 24, 2015, 8:07 pm

I’m no stranger to bad advertisements.

We’ve all seen them, especially commercials for a local spot. They don’t have the big-budget, polished look of some of the bigger names but that comes with the field.

They may be hokey, corny or silly, but we watch them and move on. I don’t think the folks who see East Hills Mall’s commercial in northwestern Missouri will be so lucky.

The ad’s main beat is by a guy who once saw a YouTube video on beatboxing. In short, it’s not good. But the guest appearance singers really make the jingle stand out.

I hope you enjoy it. Then I hope you go spend money there so they can hire an ad firm. I’m pretty sure they have denim.

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Has a Missouri mall produced the worst ad ever?