As everyone who has a working forebrain is aware, Wednesday is P-Day — Prime Day — at online retail giant Amazon.
Leading up to the big day, the seller of almost everything bragged that the deals would be better than Black Friday.
Many Twitter users would disagree and they did so with sharp humor. The laughs are free. Now that’s a deal.
— Emily Weeks (@ejweeks) July 15, 2015
#PrimeDay is like when grandma says “help yourself to the candy jar!” but it has nothing but raisins and sugar-free salt water taffy
— Dera Luce (@DeraLuce) July 15, 2015
— Jayme Farrell-Ranker (@JaymeFR) July 15, 2015
#PrimeDay's selection is like browsing through a Goodwill in a wealthy neighborhood.
— eammon (@eammon) July 15, 2015
— Prince Omar Alexis (@PrinceAlexis_) July 15, 2015
#PrimeDay is like the worst first date imaginable. I am pretty sure this is not going to lead to a second date.
— rydance (@Rydance) July 15, 2015
— Shannon Stiles (@shannonrose08) July 15, 2015
#PrimeDay is like when your dad goes on a business trip and promises presents but really he just bought you coloring books at the airport
— internet operator (@DJDadMCMom) July 15, 2015
— Shawn Schossow (@ShawnSchossow) July 15, 2015
— Jay D'Lugin (@jaydlugin) July 15, 2015
— Joanna Duff (@joannaduff) July 15, 2015
— Joe McDonald (@jpatrickm) July 15, 2015