CIENEGA SPRINGS, Ariz. — A man snorkeling in the Colorado River near the
Arizona and California border was terrified, then embarrassed, after he called Arizona authorities about a pair of skeletons he’d seen.
The man reported seeing skeletons seated in lawn chairs to the La Paz County Sheriff’s Office on
Tuesday. That launched a hunt for what authorities believed could be real bodies.
It turned out the skeletons, sitting about 40 feet underwater, were fake and had been strategically placed to
appear as if they were sitting together. Their lawn chairs were bound to large rocks.
A diver from the Buckskin Fire Department captured the scene with a video camera. The sheriff’s office called the scene a tea party.
The skeletons were wearing sunglasses, and one is holding a sign that included
the words “Bernie” and “dream in the river,” although the entire sign is not
The sign also had the date of Aug. 16, 2014, which was possibly when the
skeletons were placed there.
“I don’t think they were trying to set up anything to scare anyone. I think
they were gonna try to be funny,” Lt. Curtis Bagby said.
The sign could be a reference to the movie “Weekend at Bernie’s,” in which
the two main characters lug around their dead boss for days, losing and
recovering his body several times, Bagby said.
At one point in the film,
Bernie’s corpse falls off a boat into water.
The sheriff’s office won’t launch an investigation into who left the skeletons
there, Bagby said.
“Things happen. We go all the time to false alarms. That’s just a
first-responder’s life. We’re trying not to be overly concerned about it, not
make too big a deal out of it,” Bagby said.
Instead, the sheriff’s office wanted to have a little fun with the situation.
Bagby said divers will recover the skeletons sometime this week and that he is
considering placing them outside the sheriff’s office as a joke.
“We like to show some things that are fun, some levity too. But in the
meantime, don’t think its OK to go put something there,” he said.