Share this story...
Latest News

5 lessons to learn from the new ‘Anchorman 2’ teaser

Paramount Pictures has graced fans with another teaser for “Anchorman: The Legend Continues.”

The first Anchorman release, back in 2004, was jam-packed with unforgettable one-liners, so it comes as no surprise the December 2013 sequel will not fall short.

Here are five lessons to take away from the witty remarks heard in this teaser:

1. The “great ones,” such as Jesus and Jay-Z, always return with perfect hair.

2. Don’t rub up against Brian Fantana. His new cologne could literally kill you — it’s made from snake venom.

3. Don’t talk too close to Champ, his breath reeks of booze.

4. According to Brick, always make sure the parents are around when hugging a child.

5. Of course, stay classy.