The Weekly DownLloyd Episode 5: Cheese

As the producer of Mac & Gaydos this is my own unique, weird, wacky and, at times, warped look at the week’s seven biggest stories.

I don’t understand the Black Friday shopper’s mentality. The deals don’t seem to be that great, it’s not like these stores are giving away top-of-the-line stuff. They’re clearing out the stuff they couldn’t sell for more dough. So why on Earth would people line up for this almost TWO weeks before it even arrives?

Adam Levine, the lead singer of Maroon 5, was named the “Sexiest Man Alive” this week. There’s some debate though if he really is what women would classify as “sexy.”

Personally I don’t see it, but I’m not a woman, so what do I know?

And then I’ll leave you with this: The grossest story I’ve ever talked about to date, it questions if you’d eat cheese made of human feet and armpits.

WHY, oh why, would anyone make such an evil creation? Cheese is delicious, both as a standalone and as a topping, but NOT when it’s made from feet and/or armpits.

I can’t even fathom why someone would think this is a good idea.

Honestly though, if I was given $1,000 or more, I’d take a bite. Admit it, you would too!

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