Here are the three things you need to know from this week:
It’s World Cup time! Soccer is sport I probably know less than zero about but for some reason, I’m pretty excited about this. I’m really waiting to see if Rio explodes into violence or one of the 12 stadiums falls apart.
House Majority Leader Eric Cantor got his butt kicked by some political newcomer by the name of David Brat. It goes to show you money doesn’t buy you political seats or something like that.
Mila Kunis isn’t making the list because she’s attractive. It’s because she did a public service announcement this week on Jimmy Kimmel’s show about men saying “we’re pregnant.”