Waking up in the morning is so painful.
Who actually wants to leave their warm, soft bed and head into work? If you are one of those rare people, I don’t understand you.
For me, the only thing that gets me excited to get out of bed in the morning is the smell of a delicious breakfast. But thanks to a new ad campaign, I won’t be able to look at bacon the same way again. Ever.
Also, you know the whole mean tweets sketch on Jimmy Kimmel? President Barack Obama jumped in and read some about him. I thought it was going to be much worse.