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Alison Gold releases ‘ABCDEFG,’ follow-up to ‘Chinese Food’

I apologize in advance for what you’re about to see.

Hopefully you have (haven’t?) forgotten Alison Gold’s disaster of a song called “Chinese Food.” If you’ve forgotten and want to relive the nightmare, click here.

But Gold’s new song, “ABCDEFG” is worse. Way worse. Think if-“Gigli”-had-a-sequel worse.

The latest disaster creation was put together by none other than Patrice Wilson, the monster behind “Chinese Food” and Rebecca Black’s “Friday,” among other fiascoes. To his credit, he’s making a career out of terrible videos, but the latest might be the worst.

It’s creepy. It makes no sense. And there’s puppets. No idea why.

Watch it if you dare.