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CLICK CHICK ARCHIVE - OCTOBER '08 PICKS

10/31 - Halloween Gift From the Boss: Are you fan of The Boss? Well, he's got a Halloween gift for you. You can download the song "A Night With The Jersey Devil" for free from his Web site. No, you don't have to give him your email to get the download.

Halloween Timewaster: Someone sent me a Halloween Timewaster called Pumpkin Time along with the note that said: "Cute but frustrating." Well, Peg, you ain't kiddin'. What you're trying to do is light all the jack-o-lanterns at the same. It's not so easy as it appears. You turn some on and others turn off. I got as far as level 2 before I gave up.

Movie Passes and More: Got this tip from a fellow film critic. People always ask me how did you become a film critic. Well, actually, I kind of fell into it. What people really want to know when I dig deeper is how do they get into screenings early. Well, try gofobo.com. This Web site was "designed to help you s ee movies first and win prizes fast." It's an online community so you can share comments, but the bottom line is you can get movie passes.

Upcoming Movie Sequels: Speaking of movies, I'm updating my Den of Geek link to upcoming movie sequels (44 of them) you probably don't know about. There are two that shouldn't be made like Rambo V or Ghost Rider 2. But there are some interesting ones planned including a possible "Bull Durham 2," an "I am Legend" prequel, a "Mean Girls" sequel and two more Spider Man movies with Sam Raimi directing both. And drool alert, ladies - they're planning "300: 2. Since they all died, that will be miraculous to see how they pull off all those six packs.

Political Junkies: If you want to watch the polls or if you have a political pool at work and you're trying to predict who will win and who will lose on Tuesday, try Real Clear Politics. It has polls and politcal news from all over place.

Picture of the Day: It involves rednecks, a Confederate flag and Obama. And yet, it's not controversial... yet. I might be to someone, but I don't know to who. Maybe somebody should send it to Peter Frampton since someone keeps stealing his Obama campaign signs.

Happy Halloween from the Click Chick: OK. Here is your treat. It's a short film by Tim Burton made in 1982 - you know, back when Dallas was still on TV. Watch the short film "Vincent"...


10/30 - Black Friday Ads: Someone emailed the Click Chick and said, Click Chick, last year you posted Black Friday ads. Are you going to do it again. The answer is, yes. The links are on the Click Chick page - and I have to say I've outdone myself. There are four links so you have no excuses to not help stimulate the economy. Here they are:
www.blackfriday.info/
bfads.net/
www.theblackfriday.com/
blackfriday.gottadeal.com/

Click Chick to Decide Election: Well, actually somebody got into the way forward machine and set it for november the fifth... and found that john mccain won the election... and by one vote... and who was at fault... Apparently the Click Chick Gayle Bass. Why? Just watch this CNNBC report. Actually, it's one of those viral videos you can send to your friends and it will put their name on it.

Banana Phone: Sick of the look of your cell phone. Tired of people thinking you're a member of Starfleet whenever you flip your phone open and order pizza. Get Cellfoam for your cell phone. Yes, you can get a banana shaped cell phone cover for your phone. Ladies, this is perfect because it won't get easily lost in your purse. They have two sizes, large and small.

Add More Cowbell: So you're listening to a favorite song, but it's lost its fresh-out-of-the-cd-case luster, and you're thinking, "this could use a little more cowbell." Morecowbell.dj to the rescue! Just upload a song, add some cowbell and like magic your favorite song has been personalized with that extra flair it needed! You can even listen to "recent cowbells" that others have created. And if you think, hey, maybe it needs a little more Christopher Walken, you can add him too.

The Twinkie Project: And now for something completely odd, if you're deperately bored and have nothing to do, try the Twinkie Project Web site. This site hosts the results of the 1995 Rice University experiments designed to determine the properties of Twinkies. By the way, Twinkies are 68 percent air - therefore they must be low fat.
10/29 - Paris for Prez?: You know, Paris, if you're running for president, it would help if you put your clothes on. Yes, in her video Paris for President, she appears in a nice conservative suit, that probably cost more than Sarah Palin's borrowed duds from the RNC. But since it's Paris, she ends up wearing a bathing suit half the time. Oh, and she's trading in her presidential cabinet for a walk in closet. Watch the video...

The Children Shall Lead Them: Now, KTAR's fabulous Diane Brennan sent this one to me. It's a much better music video than Paris Hilton's. Some 6th & 7th graders at an Atlanta school changes the lyrics to a popular rap song and they sing, "You Can Vote However You Like."

Vote for Obama, Go to Hell: If you vote for Obama, you're going to hell -- according to columnist Janet Porter. She says "To all those who name the name of Christ who plan to willfully disobey Him by voting for Obama, take warning. Not only is our nation in grave danger, according to the Word of God, so are you." Yes, this has become a bit controversial. Read the column...

Geneology: From ancestry.com, there's a new geneology Web site that's world's largest online collection of Jewish historical and family history records.

Evernote: Ever hear of Evernote? It's a neat application that they say college students should use to take notes, but heck, anyone can use it should they need to take notes or minutes at a meeting. Basically, you see something on the Internet, you want to check it later, you can copy and paste in Evernote. It allows you create notes on your desktop, you can clip entire web pages you want to copy, pictures and audio. Then it organizes it for you. All you have to do is create an account. Take the video tour, it explains how it works.

Timewaster: It's called Dodge and you're dodging boxes. Sounds simple, right? It would be if it stayed in same spot and the same size on your screen, but it doesn't. Get ready for some wild visuals.
10/28 - Political Punching Bags: You got 7 days to get them before they go half price, I'm sure. It's the Big Mac McCain the punching bag. More over, it's you get 3 bonus bumper stickers! You get 95 cents off when you buy two. Yes, they have one for Bam Bam Obama too. They're both the same price.

Election Dance Off: You know, when the election is over, I'm going to miss videos like this on the Internet - videos showing McCain and Obama in a dance off. I'm telling you, a dance off would have been more interesting than the debates. Yes, Sarah Palin joins in too. There is one bad word that's a euphemism for a 4-legged pack animal. You've been warned.

Timewaster: There's nothing special except about this one except that it's completely addictive. It's called Run and all you do is run and jump. The usual stuff to waste "the Man's" dime while you're at work.

GirlEffect.org: This is just for the girls. Check out Girl Effect. It shows how one young woman can change the world.

Why Pay for Dinner:Free Tacos today at Taco Bell.

Obama Socks: You know Republicans love to say that Barack Obama will take your money. Well, it's not Obama, it's his supporters. Take, for instance, the woman who is selling presidential knee socks for $15 a pair. Yes, Obama knee socks. You know, for 15 bucks I can get a whole outfit at Ross.

Obama Bumper Sticker: The Obama-Biden campaign is out with a new bumper sticker. And it's easily removable if Obama loses.

Picture of the Day: I've found the scariest thing on the Internet. OK, maybe it was scary in the 80s. See for yourself...
10/27 - Palin Wigs: I told you about Sarah Palin wigs for pets. Now, the results are in, Sarah Palin wigs for humans are huge too. It was voted as the top style among women voters.

Timewaster: It's called Truth Invaders. It plays like Space Ivaders and your goal is to protect the White House and take out all the lies (missles) that have been thrown around in this campaign.

Rescue the Reptiles: I got an email from the Arizona Herpetological Association. They were pleased that I posted the link for LostOurHome.org, the people who help try to place pets abandoned by finacial stress and foreclosure. Well, AHA says besides dogs, cats and horses being left behind, people are leaving reptiles and amphibians. Jerry Feldner with the AHA wrote: "We offer our services to remove, relocate, and, hopefully, adopt out left-behind reptiles and amphibians. Our hotline telephone number is 480-894-1625." So, Jerry, here's the link to your site, www.azherps.com, because I'm a little partial to snakes and bearded dragons.

Palin & Designergate:Check out Sarah Palin. Her recent clothing choice is an interesting departure from Designergate. She's wearing blue jeans on the stump. Just an interesting about face on fashion there. Personally, I prefer jeans to business suits.

Cabbage Patch Political Dolls: There are even more political dolls. You can get Obama, McCain, Palin and Biden Cabbage Patch dolls on eBay. The proceeds benefit the Marines Toys for Tots.

Christmas Lights, Already?: And this just in, I've seen my first Christmas decorations. There's a Xmas tree all lit up and sitting atop on top of the Segundo 2000 tire shop on Buckeye Road. As much as a Christmas-aholic I am, it's not even Halloween yet!

Christmas TV Specials: Last hour, I played that Andy Williams music clip and got to talking with my co-worker Harriett about how they don't have Christmas specials on TV like they used to. Back in the day, everyone had a Christmas special. So, I got to surfing online and found a Web site where they have a collection of Classic Christmas specials, from stars including Jack Benny, Bob Hope, Andy Williams, Crosby & Sinatra and Sony and Cher. And for those of us who LOVE the BBC comedy "Are You Being Served?" They even have a Christmas special. Yes, these are great stocking stuffers for Grandma and Grandpa or your favorite Click Chick. Yes, I'm the Click Chick and I'm a Christmas-aholic.

Diddy Daddy Gone Weird: I've got your picture of the day that is absolute proof that some famous people are just, plain weird. P Diddy dressed his twin daughters like Chippendales Dancers. See for yourself...
10/24 - KTAR.com Poll Results: The RNC reportedly spent $150K on clothing for Sarah Palin. We asked if you think that was too much. Forty-five percent of you said "Yes, an unnecessary expenditure" and 55 percent of you had to say "No, she has to look the part.

SNL Talks the Vote, Again: And as you guys spoke about earlier, Tina Fey got Palinized (and was very funny) and Will Farrell channeled W (and I think a tad bit funnier). Watch and laugh...

Opie, Andy, and the Fonz Back Obama: From Funny or Die, Opie and the Sheriff of Mayberry endorse Barack Obama. Ron Howard even says that he dressed up as a little boy from a 40-year-old to get you vote, that's how serious he is. Watch the video.... Oh, and that link was sent to me from the KTAR sales manager. So all you people out there who have bosses who don't want you wasting time on the job, that's because they are. Thanks, Brett!

Big Ol' Spider: One of my crack team of Internet investigators swears a photo of giant spider eating a bird is for real. I say, it's got to be a Halloween decoration because I've only seen spiders this big on the movie screen and they're usually taking over a town, like in "8 Legged Freaks" - which I loved...

Bad Halloween Treats: I had the list of the 10 Most Disappointing Treats for Trick or Treaters. But Steve Soliz beat me to it, so I'll just post the link and provide no editorial whatsoever.

Self Destructing Notes: I found the next to the next greatest thing since sliced bread! It's called privnote.com. It sends notes that self destruct after being read. So, you can plan the office surprise party, tell secrets and more by stealth without nosy co-workers being any the wiser. This is how it works. You create a note and you're given a link. You copy the link and send it to to whomeever you want to read the note. After they read it, it will self destruct. I tried it out with a co-worker and she said, "It is neat. Real spy-ish." So, I checked the link after the person I sent it to read it, and it really was gone.

Get Your Early Ballot - Deadline Today!: Today is the last day to request an early ballot. Do yourself a favor and ask for one if you think you're going to be busy on Election Day. Remember, as we learned in Florida, every clearly marked vote counts...
10/23 - The Pint Poll: Another poll that's not so good news for Sen. John McCain. Apparently Sen. Barack Obama currently leads The Flying Saucer Draught Emporium's "Pint Poll" with 10,239 votes to McCain's 8,411 votes. Voting continues until Tuesday, Nov. 4. The numbers can change. I costs you $5 to vote, but you get beer in your Obama or McCain glass. You'd think with beer queen Cindy McCain's connections, McCain would have this locked up. McCain looks like the Grinch and it looks like Obama wore that lipstick that was meant for a pitbull. I'm just sayin....

The Worst Political Team on TV, Part 2: Bad Click Chick. Remember I told you about how Jimmy Kimmel Live had the The Worst Political Team on TV during the primaries? I played their "alleged LIVE" primary coverage, but I missed their explanation of why Barack Obama beat Hillary Clinton in the primaries. Apparently we all missed the fact that Fidel Castro had something to do with it. Who knew? Watch this "expert" political roundtable...

UglyDresses.com: So, I've been a bridesmaid seven times, and I know ugly dresses. I love UglyDresses.com because it has a collection of other bridesmaid dresses that make me feel better about some of the dresses I've had to put on. It's called Ugly Dress and it has some pretty ugly dresses there. There are several categories including Bad Patterns, Bad Color, Bad Shape and my favorite ugly weddings. Some are just ugly dresses that were likely worn to weddings or some dinner that should have never seen the light of day.

Into Clouds?: Are you living in the clouds? Then maybe you should check out the The Cloud Appreciation Society site. Their manifesto: "WE BELIEVE hat clouds are unjustly maligned and that life would be immeasurably poorer without them." I could go on, but I'll spare you. But they've got some great pictures...

Timewaster: OK, I found a Timewaster someone will probably turn into a movie. I think it's called Play with Spider. The Spider is on a big map of Europe and you just place bugs on the map for the spider to eat. So, have fun with that because that's all it is.
10/22 - Absentee Voters, This Is For You: OK, if you're registered to vote and think, you might be busy on Nov. 4th, you have no excuse, you have two more days to request and early ballot. I did it yesterday. It takes less than 5 minutes. And every vote counts. Let's not replay Florida 2000, OK? I don't think I could live through that again. Click here to get early voter ballot...

Biblical Curse Generator: I don't know if I should give this link out, but since it's from the Bible I guess it should be safe. It's the Biblical Curse Generator. The site says: "Lost for a smart remark to see off your enemies? Unable to deliver the killer insult? Put an end to unscriptural restraint with the amazing Biblical Curse Generator, which is pre-loaded with blistering smackdowns as delivered by Elijah, Jeremiah and other monumentally angry saints." All are custom-made and taken out of the Old Testamnet including - "May you be cast onto a steaming dung-heap, O thou Mesopotomian harlot!" Well, that will show her...

Sasquatch Alert:
What will Summer '08 go down as? The Summer of Sasquatch. Yes, remember I was the first one to say, hey, I believe that creature they claimed was Bigfoot looks like a frozen monkey suit... and then it was revealed that it WAS a monkey suit? Well, said monkey suit costume and the freezer it was stored in was auctioned on eBay. The winning bid - $250,283. A source close to the situation told me he thinks it was bought by some kind of collector. Yes, you can see it for yourself...

Obama-Palin Team?:
Apparently the cast of the next season of Dancing with the Stars has already been announced and apparently they're pairing Sarah Palin with Barack Obama and I have a picture to prove it. Click here to see it...

Pumpkin Patch: People love to send me pumpkin pictures. But I found a pumpkin patch of paper mache/clay pumpkins that's quite impressive. There's a step by step guide to make 'em. You will need clay, start and a lot of old copies the Republic. Paper Maché Pumpkins...

Palin's Pantsuits: Want to read about how much the RNC paid out for Sarah Palin's wardrobe? Read Politico's analysis and the McCain camp's response. Whoever is buying her clothes, they're doing a good job. By the way, they spent $295 to dress the littlest Palin, Trig. And the first dude got some stuff too.
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10/21 - Atheism & Buses: This is sure to spark a debate. The British Humanist Association is raising money to get posters to put on London buses that read "There's Probably No God." I've been on London buses and I think you need God if you ride 'em. Read the story...

Sunday School Musical?: You know, High School Musical 3 (the Movie!) is coming out on Friday and mercifully, they're not screening it for film critics. Therefore, I have an excuse to miss it. But I know the kids won't. Now, if that Disney franchise just isn't wholesome enough for you, try Sunday School Musical. A friend sent me a link from Amazon.com where you can get it for just $17.99. I had to put on the Christmas program for my Sunday School one year. Let's just say, hay isn't that easy to vacuum up after all the action...

Shatner Update: Someone sent me an email saying that William Shatner would not appear in the next Star Trek movie because he was only offered a cameo. I had to get to the bottom of that. Apparently producer JJ Abrams says Shatner wasn't satisified with his role. So, I went to the official William Shatner Web site (for the record, it's a completely and totally different entity than Shatner Bass Victory in '08). And he offered a direct response to Abrams. By the way, if you surf around WilliamShatner.com, you can see interesting stuff about Shatner and videos. Including his first meeting with Koko the gorilla. Of course, since we're running for office, he doesn't have time to make a cameo in the new movie...

Addictionary.org: Have you made up word that you think should make it into the dictionary, but Funk and Wagnalls keeps sending you rejection cards? Well, have no fear. Addictionary is here. You can add words or phrases that you think the world needs to know. Since anything goes on that site, you've been warned.
10/20 - The REAL Joe the Plumber: Hey - the real Joe the Plumber doesn't live in Ohio like Samuel Joeseph W., the Ohio Joe the Plumber that became the mantra of the McCain campaign. Well, Joetheplumber.com is for a plumbing service in Texas. On another note, what does 15 minutes of fame get Joe? Everyone knows he owes back taxes in Ohio and that his license is suspended in Arizona.

Campaign Ales: Now, Cindy McCain is a beer queen, but Half Moon Bay has come up with McCain and Obama ales. You can get them at a pub in San Mateo, Calif. I have pictures. Click on the picture to see a bigger image.

Shatner-Bass '08: From the Click Chick mailbag, Mike Garcia asked where he could get a Shatner-Bass in '08 bumper sticker. Sorry, Mike. We're all sold out.

Pooch Alert: Also from the mailbag, some wrote: "Check out www.upsidedowndogs.com . It's just photos people post of their dogs when they are upside down and gravity takes over. Pretty hilarious." Yes, Keith, it is.

Wedding Disaster: It's called Worst Best Man Ever. Boy did he ruin the vows and let's just say the bride will never invite him over for a family BBQ. My only advice, take pictures before the wedding because you never know what will happen. Watch the video...

Classic Toys: Last week I gave mention of Creepy Crawlers, one of my favorite Xmas presents EVER. Well, someone was kind enough to send me the link to www.backtobasictoys.com. So, if you go there, you'll find Rock 'Em Sock Em Robots, Operation, Mousetrap and of course, the ever faithful Lincoln Logs and of course this popular toy. Yep, you can still get the kids a Lite Brite. Or, one for yourself.
10/19 - Palin on SNL: OK, the Click Chick is back at it on Sunday updating the blog because Gov. Sarah Palin was on SNL. But it wasn't Tina Fey that made headlines or Alaska's governor. It was Fey's "Baby Mama" cohort Amy Poehler who sang the Sarah Palin rap song that the governor "refused" to sing.
10/17 - Obama & McCain at Al Smith Fundraiser: It was the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner in NYC where Senators John McCain and Barack Obama had a good time teasing each other for a good cause (and with Katie Couric looking on). Obama provided proof to everyone that Barack Obama is not the anti-Christ. He says he's the Son of Jor-El and McCain is the only one who knows his real name "That One." I have to say they were both funny and McCain was quite gracious and eloquent as mentioned the historic nature of the election and how far we've come. Watch the video...

Timewaster: Here's another timewaster. It's called Flower Power and it's a mix of Tetris and a word search, sort of. You're trying to get your flowers to align like Tetris, but be arranged in color groups kind of like words in a word search. Have fun wasting time. Play here...

File Sharing: Found another free file sharing site. This one is called 2Big2Send.com. So, when you want to send all the digital Christmas photos to relatives, have fun with it! You get 1GB of space free, for 5GB of space, you gotta pay.

Melt it in a Microwave: I found a funny web site that shows what happens when you microwave things. Well, I picked the Nerf football. It melted and stuck to the inside of the microwave. And kids, please don't try this at home. What I can't believe is that they melted deodorant. It ended up looking like a salt crystals experiement. Now some kid is going to use this in science class and I don't want teachers to be fooled. See for yourself...

Comic Strip: And last but not least, I found something that will prove that he French can be funny without the benefit of Jerry Lewis. This has no words, but the message is pretty clear so you don't have to be bilingual. See for yourself...

Timewaster #2: There's a web site called Dude Falling. And all he does is fall down a hill. He gets on his feet at one point, but it's downhill from there.
10/16 - Lost Our Home Pet Foundation: I want to thank Grey Stafford from over at the Wildlife World Zoo for this link. He wrote: "You might want to share this with your listeners. It was started by a local realtor trying to help all the pets abandoned by their owners when they walk from their foreclosed homes." He says it's a serious and growing problem that extends to horses left on a lot or released into the wild to starve. The Web site is Lostourhome.org. Thanks Grey. Ok you animal lovers, let's see if we can help out.

Bacon Drink: OK, everyone knows my love of bacon and someone sent me a link for Bacon Bloody Marys. Not the recipe, just the review. But there is a picture and there is a cocktail with a piece of bacon stuck in it. Apparently, they taste like BBQ sauce. I think I'd pass on that.

Kaboose.com: For you moms and dads looking for activities for the kids, this Web site for parents has ghoulish amount of craft and costume ideas - including an eyeball costume. It also has parenting, health tips and more.

Photo of the Day: I found a dog costume unlike that I've ever seen before. I have to say, it's pretty clever, but odd. Just think of the mean dog in the Harry Potter series. That's your only hint...

Palin as Prez: Someone put together palinaspresident.com that I would classify as a certified Timewaster. It has her sitting in the Oval Office, oddly blinking and on the wall she's got a list of baby names on the wall that include: Carport, Cashew and Rake. Now, make sure you use your mouse to click on objects on the page because you just my see and hear a few things. And make sure you click on the bridge to nowhere.

Box.net: Want to share a huge file online instead of crashing someone's email system? Try Box.net. It allows you store your files online (large docs, videos, spreadsheets or zip files). You can even edit the the documents and photos online. You can access them from a web browser anywhere you are, so you don't have to carry them with you. Oh, it's free.

Shatner-Bass '08: Forget McCain-Palin. Forget Obama-Biden. The hottest ticket come November 4 is the Shatner-Bass ticket. And our bumper stickers are ready. They go on all cars and starships and they're free!




10/15 - Banana Derby: I just want it on the record that I went to the State Fair yesterday and I didn't eat a single thing. I even bought some Mackinac Island fudge for my friends, but I didn't get a single corn dog and no funnel cake. However, I did ride an elephant and I saw the Banana Derby - yes, the capuchin monkeys that race on dogs. Yes, they wear little jockey outfits and I've posted the link to that online.

Celebrity Licenses: You too can get a celebrity license and flash it at police in case you get stopped for a speeding ticket like Ankarlo did in California. There are a lovely selection of choices including country crooner Alan Jackson's (yes, the Click Chick likes his music) or Barney Fife's. Batman, Bart Simpson, Barbie and Jeannie from I Dream of Jeanie are available for a nominal price as well. But my favorite is Capt. Kirk's license. That will get you to the front of any line at the club. Check them out...

It's Thriller Time: It's time to dust off your dancing shoes. If you're a fan of Michael Jackson's Thriller video and dance, then you may want to check out the Thrill the World Web site. According to an email from my dear neighbor Lynda Wood, "Apparently, Thrill The World is an annual worldwide simultaneous dance of Michael Jackson's 'Thriller,' and the goal is to break a Guinness World Record of the most people doing the dance." You can check out the site for information on pre-dance lessons and more. And just where and when will the event be held here in AZ? It will be at the Arizona State Fair on on October 25th.
10/13 - Ben Kenobi, PI: It's been awhile since I mentioned anything Star Wars or Star Rrek. Well, folks, the drought is over. The Click Chick has discovered somewhere between Episodes III and IV of the Star Wars series, Ben Kenobi escaped the clutches of the Empire and became Ben Kenobi: Private Eye.

Trekkie or Trekker: How do you tell the difference between a Trekker and and Trekkie? Well, they both wear Starfleet costumes, but someone has compiled a list. Now, if you think it's a shame the Starship Enterprise was decommissioned, seek counseling. Read about it...

Click Chick Mailbag: Let's take a trip into the Click Chick mailbag. Mike M. said: "So, where can I pick up a Shatner/Bass '08 bumper sticker?! Can't believe freakin' Nader made the ballot and not you. True proof that the system is run by 'the man'..." That's right, Mark. The world is conspiring against us. But we won't give up...until Nov. 4th.

Timewaster: It's not a game, but there's really no reason to go to this Web site other than to waste time. My friend Jayson P. posted this link on his Facebook page and I was intrigued by the title Squirrelunderpants.com. Yes, you can get some Y-fronts for $9.50 to protect the world from squirrel nudity. You know what? Rocky and Bullwinkle never wore pants and they were just fine.
10/10 - Bad Album Covers: OK, you have to check out the Museum of Bad Album covers. Some of them never saw the light of day in th U.S. for good reason and it makes me just wonder what kind of music is on some of them. The most shocking, Ethel Merman does disco. Not so much the cover, but the fact that made a disco album. Yes, there's audio on YouTube, but I wouldn't recommend listening to it.

Goog 411: It's free directory assistance for home and mobile phones. But a blind listener called me yesterday and said it's a great resource and thanks for posting it. So just for that, I'll post it again in case any of you missed it. There's a YouTube video to explain how it works.

Timewaster Alert: I love this one. It is addictive. You'll love it and your kids will too. It's Cat Bowling and I just bowled a 69. I've improved to a 95 to which my co-worker remarked: "You're still not very good." Even so, I had fun. To play, you use a pumpkin to bowl and knock over the cats, but an evil witch is hovering to do a little mischief.

Chick's Football Picks: OK, want to hear the Click Chick's football pics versus the "experts"? You can hear me go up against the boys (Sports 620 KTAR's) Doug & Wolf online each week. Yesterday, we started talking about football and we ended up talking about everything else. You're going to laugh when you hear why I picked Texas over Oklahoma and to hear Ron Wolfley wax poetically about the verities of love. Yes, that Ron Wolfley, the multi-timed NFL pro-bowler. Read the Blog - Audio only
10/9 - 7-Year-Old Driver: Bad Click Chick. Bad! This has been lurking around the Internet for some time, but I just never saw it. A little 7 year old Florida kid took his grandmother's SUV for joyride. He drove several miles, hit several other cars, took out a sign, and two mailboxes. Apparently, he wanted to recreate hoodrats. Watch the news story...

Palin Tote Bag: I don't think PETA is going to endorse the McCain-Palin ticket after TMZ snapped a photo of Gov. Sarah Palin's new tote bag. Now, the bag is eco friendly, but what it says about moose would scare off the PETA folks. As a side note, Palin, an NRA member, has an A-plus political rating from the NRA. See it for yourself...

Front Fell Off: Someone floated this to me from YouTube and in the spirit of Red v. Blue Thursday here on KTAR, I have to post it. I comedy show, but I think it's from a comedy show where a politician is being interviewed and engaging in a little double speak about the front falling off an oil tanker off the coast of Australia. He says it's not normal for the front to fall off of a tanker. Now, isn't that a surprise? That should confort you on your next trip Down Under. Watch the video...

Timewaster: I need to explain something. First, I'm posting it because KTAR anchor Hanna Scott loved it - and she's a little dark... Now, imagine this. If Teddy Ruxpin (the teddy bear) and Wolverine had a baby - that baby would be Deady Voltaire. It happens to be a teddy bear with retractable claws that goes after skeletons and the evil Lord Krom Wrath on Planet Necronus. No, I'm not making this stuff up.

Food Recipe: If you have any kind of Louisiana blood or if you've been to N'Awlins, this is a recipe for you. It's the Jambalaya Sandwich. It had me at Jambalaya Sandwich....
10/8 - Shatner in '08 VP Announcement: As you know, I've endorsed William Shatner in '08. I've been running his campaign, and like Dick Cheney, as I vetted all the VP candidates and I'm pleased to tell you that I picked myself to be his running mate. I have solid foreign policy experience, as I could see Mexico from my house growing up. And a Bass-Shatner ticket would make the Internet free and all tickets to Raiders, ASU and Cal Berkeley games would be automatically tax deductible.

Print What You Like: Ever print directions from an online mapping program and the directions should have only been about a quarter of a page but it spews out 3 pages? With PrintWhatYouLike.com, you can "format any webpage for printing" and cut down on the extra paper that gets printed. It lets you select what you want to print and you can even change the fonts, and remove images and ADS before you print.

Picture of the Day:When pumpkins go bad... No, it isn't the one of the pumpkin spewing its insides.

The Pumpkin Way: I found another Web site of some pretty interesting pumpkin faces that might inspire you this Halloween. Fortunately, these are new and I haven't seen them before.

Pumpkins & Stencils: Better Homes and Gardens has some great pumpkins on their site and stencils. You just have to surf around for what you want and there you go - John McCain or Barack Obama in your pumpkin.

Blonde Sues over Brunette Dye Job: a blonde. no, this isn't a joke. a blonde woman sued L'Oreal because she accidentally dyed her natural blonde hair brunette. she says she can't get her natural color back and she's tramautized and has to take anti-depressants because she missed the attention that blondes receive. I'm not making this up. Read the story...

The Neiman Marcus Christmas Book: Well, Neiman Marcus is out with its 100th Anniversary Christmas Book. Some of it is sooooo Paris Hilton. But for $500K, you can put 530 square yards of sporting history into your own backyard: An entire Cowboys Texas Stadium end zone. For $500 you could just get a picture of it. Or getting married? For a cool $1.3M, you can get the Pelican Hill luxury destination package. That comes with the dress, the location and a bunch of other stuff. For my friend, Harriett, I think I'll get the Authentic Guiness Home Pub. It's only $250,000, that includes Guiness Stout for your pub - and you get a trip to the factory.
10/7 - Stuff That's Left Behind: After every breakup, there's always something that you hold onto, something small that holds sentimental value (like the cat) and brings back fond memories or bitter recollections of lost love. Now you can tell your story to the world on Stuff That's Left Behind. The site is sorted by categories like, "Stuff From the Wedding", "Stuff That Makes You Smile", "Stuff You Hated", "Stuff You Got Together", and more.

ExBoyfriendJewelry.com: You might, on the other hand, have something you want to get rid of, such as those expensive earrings he bought for you during his affair . You don't want him to have them, but you don't want them…so sell them and enjoy the extra cash on him! And you can even vent to the world about he he done you wrong. There's even a blog called Relationship Obituary. Just remember, the whole world can see what you say, including your future loves...

Weird Toilets: I don't know whose idea this was. But, I have to share it. It's the World's First Fold-up Vertical Bathroom. Yes, it has storage, showers for the whole family, a basin and of course, a commode.

Monkey Waiters: That's from Unique Daily which let me to a BBC story about two monkeys that work in a Japanese restaurant. Yes, there is video...

Animal Costumes: It's that time of year again…time to take the pets trick-or-treating in embarrassing costumes, that is! Check out the gallery of pet costumes on MarthaStewart.com: See them here.

Plate Nuts: It's a web site that's a collection of personalized license plates.

Mugshot of the Day: Our mugshots of the day are pretty popular page. But yesterday was the first day I ever posted a mugshot where the suspect was wearing a cow costume.

Picture of the Day: Someone calls this outfit fashion. I call it a rejected grape costume for the Fruit of the Loom Commercial.

Timewaster: Does the coming holiday season make you miss your favorite old toys? Loved my Easy Bake oven. Loved my Gabby Gayle doll. Loved my Creepy Crawlers set. But there was always the old standby you'd getting in a stocking or a goodie bag at a birthday party - the dogpaddle. Well, now there's on online game where you can play until your hearts content. Thanks to Brent C. for the Dog Paddle link...
10/6 - Tina Fey Channels Sarah Palin, Part 3: Yes, I've got the SNL version of the VP debate and here's how Tina Fey Palin answered how she and McCain - as two mavericks - would handle a bailout. Watch the SNL VP Debate skit

Cute Star Wars Stuff: OK, you have to go to Cute Overload today. They have two of the funniest things that will pep up your Monday. First, some photographer, without the help of clever editing captured his toy Storm Trooper dolls with some friendly chipmunks in his yard. And remember My Little Pony? Someone has made Star Wars versions of them -- including My Little Princess Leia and My Little Storm Trooper. If you check Cute Overload after 10/6/08, you'll have to search the terms: Chipmunk, My Little Princess Leia, My Little Storm Trooper.

Credit Card Tune Up: Many people are trying to get more bang for their buck and many of us have credit cards. And of course, you should be trading down to that credit card with the lowest interest rates you can get. With the Credit Card Tune Up Calculator, You can calculate the best credit card reward deal. You just plug in how much you spend at restuarants, drug stores and a list of other places. It calculates reward structures for cashback, frequent flyer miles, etc. Then it comes up with a list of of recommended cards sorted from best to worst by your expected first-year end reward.

Make Me Super!: You too can be a superhero, just like my friend Rich who sent me his video. No, you will not end up like Syndrome in The Incredibles (a great movie I might add). It's fun and easy to make your own super hero video at www.makemesuper.com created by our friends at Kodak. You won't save the world but you can definitely share a few laughs. You can make your own super hero video to share with friends and family and make cool super hero photo gifts (mugs and mousepads).

Clever Criminal File: I have found a story that doesn't go in the dumb criminal file. It goes clever criminal file. How do you more successfully commit a crime? You get decoys. One hired decoys on Craigslist, but they thought they were showing up for a work detail. They had no clue they were aiding and abetting a crime. Read the story...

Homer Endorses Obama: In an episode to air November 2nd, Homer Simpson plans on voting for Barack Obama and something doesn't go right in the voting booth. If you listen to the music, it's clearly from the Simpson Treehouse of Terror Halloween episode. How many of those have they made now, 20? 30? Watch the clip...
10/3 - Wiggle Dog Wigs: OK, in the spirit of the debate, I gotta tell you, I knew this was coming. I don't necessarily think it should have but I know it would happen. For your dog Fluffy, Fifi or Brutus, you can get a wonderful little Sarah Palin inspired dog wig. Yes, it comes complete with the trademark Sarah Palin half updo. Check out: wigglesdogwigs.com

Lunch Anti-Theft Device: KTAR anchor Diane Brennan mentioned this a couple of weeks ago and people keep asking me why it's not in my blog, so I'm posting the link on my blog for the anti-theft lunch plastic baggie that makes it look like mold is growing on your sandwich. I think it's the perfect way to get to get those pilfering lunch loafers from stealing your lunch. See for yourself...

Palin Bingo: Yesterday, ABC News reported on the Sarah Palin drinking game. Well, for you teetotalers out there, I found a Sarah Palin game that's fun and safe for the whole family. It's Palin Bingo. Whenever you hear her make a speech or in an interview you can play the game - you score points when she uses the words Russia, Hillary Clinton, terrorists, job creation, Alaska and Ummmm. Or, you can replay the debate at a party and play the game. you can download cards or make your won.

Wacky Wheels: From Automotto, I've found the 15 wackiest cars in the world. Uh, just for the record, they don't have the original factory colors and options anymore. I doubt you can get them at your nearest Power dealership, nor would you want to - especially the car that's been made out of shredded tires. See for yourself...

Keyboard Cups: For the techie you know who has every Star Wars figure in the world and you don't know what to get them. Get them Keyboard cups. They're sleek, decorative cups that look like the keys on your keyboard with the words - control, alt, delete. I hear if you put in all three it will erase all the calories...
10/2 - Nearly the Worst Video Ever: You know, I thought David Hasselhoff had one of the worst videos ever made. But, I was nearly wrong. Someone named Zlad. I honestly didn't watch the whole thing because that 12 seconds I just played for you, I'll never get back. And the costumes. We won't go there. Watch for yourself...

Peeps Get Political: The Peeps have a political message. I didn't know they could actually talk. I'm not a big peeps fan, but KTAR reporter Jim Cross is, so Jim this link to www.peepsshow.com is for you.

Go Animate!: Have you always wanted to try your hand at making cartoons? Take the GoAnimate.com Web site for a spin. With a bank of characters, backdrops, and programmed actions, you can create your own personal toon in minutes, making it as simple or as elaborate as you want. You can select music, sound effects, and even use your own face or one of the many celebrity faces available. Go animate, and go wild!

VP Bears: There are now Sarah Palin and Joe Biden teddy bears available from the Vermont Teddy Bear Company. They're both awfully cute. The Palin bear is wearing a very nice red suit, glasses and is holding a hockey stick. Check out: VermontTeddyBear.com

Cat Stuff: Someone told me I haven't done a cat Web site in a long time. Well, here you go. I give you the kitty pod. It's elegant, contoured Cat Furniture.

He Said That?!!?: You know, they call it Canada, our friendly neighbor to the north. But here's a headline I'd never thought I'd see: Canadian Politician Under Investigation After Telling Students All Gays Should be Executed. In an interview he said: "A young man asked me what I think of homosexual marriages and I said I think homosexuals should be executed."

Hoax Museum: Found a fascinating web site that shows some people will fall for anything. It's the Museum of Hoaxes and the number one hoax of all time was the great Swiss Spaghetti Harvest perpetrated by the BBC in 1957. That hoax was accompanied by Swiss peasants "harvesting" strands of spaghetti off trees. And yes, there's a YouTube video of the original report...

The Great Schlep: Ned Foster talked about it, so now I gotta put it up. Here's a disclaimer: Sarah Silverman is edgy, foul and occasionally offensive. So, you've been warned. She's encouraging The Great Schlep. It's an effort to get more Jewish grandchildren to "visit their grandparents in Florida, educate them about Obama" so they can swing the state blue for Obama.

Superman's Lair: You know, no one really knows the location of Superman's crystal fortress, except Lex Luther. But I, only I, the Click Chick have also found it. It's in Mexico. See for yourself...
10/1 - Cat Eats With Fork: Not only does this cat owner walk her cat on a leash, she lets Tessa the cat eat at the table at dinner time . . . with a fork of course. Tessa can also use a spork and chopsticks to eat noodles. And she's better than some humans I know. See for yourself...

Humor Site: How to get people to think their desktop doesn't work. Just get them to take this quiz.

Fun Site: What Google Knows is a simple little Web site that has a list of everything like Google knows. Google knows who started the fire (from the Billy Joel song) and Google also knows who stole the cookie from the cookie jar. You just keep clicking and the page and Google will tell you what it knows. It also takes web surfers' submissions. If you do, you'll get a funny reply.

Erasable Paper: Talking about the ultimate recycling. Someone at Xerox has created erasable paper. It is experimental technology "that could someday replace printed pages that are used for just a brief time before being discarded."
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