I wish I had this website to tell you about last week before everyone took off for the holidays. It's seatguru.com. it purports to be the ultimate source for airplane seating and in-flight amenities - like where the bathrooms and video screens are? how much leg room you get and where the laptop power ports are. it even has details on airline policies on infants.

By the way - update on yesterday's William Shatner story. KTAR film critic Hollywood Dave says I neglected to mention that one of Shatner's songs got airplay on alternative stations. Sorry, Hollywood Dave, I regret the omission...

12/27: Ahhhhh, the Click Chick is back and refreshed from her trip to Baton Rouge and N'Awlins. Just a bit of advice, if you're going to have fun in the French Quarter and Bourbon Street in New Orleans, not a good idea to take the parents with you. But that's a story for another time...

The bigger question is, what was the Click Chick carrying back on the plane? Stuffed crab, boudin sausage, frozen crawfish, crawfish etoufee and crab dip. I decided against the alligator sausage because I would have to eat the whole thing myself. Now, Tony's Seafood and Live Catfish & Deli (in Baton Rouge) will pile it all into an airline approved box, with ice packs and send you on your merry way. Now, if you crave any of that or catfish, you don't have to haul it through Sky Harbor at 1 a.m. like I did last night. You can go to the website and order all that fresh cajun stuff, including frozen gumbo and turducken (Yes, turducken is a real dish consisting of turkey, duck, chicken stuffed with crawfish and shrimp stuffing) and they'll ship it to you. It's a great way to say I love you to the people you forgot to get something for the holidays - send them some cajun food from Louisiana. Or just get it for yourself! Check out www.tonyseafood.com for more than just ordering food. They have recipes, too!

Trying to download music from iTunes with that iTunes gift card? It's going to take you awhile. Why? Volume say analysts. Users say they're not allowed into the store or told the system couldn't process their requests. Researchers say four times as many people are using the service this time of year compared to last.

And I have a suggestion as to what songs you might want to download, I got the the CD "Has Been" for Christmas. It's a CD containing the musical stylings of Captain Kirk, Denny Krane . . . Yes - ladies and gentleman, it is a CD of the musical stylings of William Shatner. Do I think he should stick with acting? Absolutely! But I do need to tell you I am actually big a fan of Shatner - hair piece and all - and I really do think he's a very good actor (I love the orginal Star Trek TV series and am devoted to Boston Legal). I know some of you are laughing, but need I remind you that the dude has an Emmy. Click here to go to Amazon.com if you want to order it or just hear selected clips of Shatner's music. If you're ready to scoff, I should tell you Ben Folds produced the album and appears on it as well - along with Brad Paisley.

12/22: Festivus has come to life. That's right, the Seinfeld holiday Festivus is for real now. You can buy a poll from a Milwaukee company and their website explains everything from - the airing of grievances and the feats of strength. www.festivuspoles.com

Miss Nevada pulled a Vanessa Williams (the former defrocked - Miss America) by taking some pretty racy pictures. And she's going to trouble with her parents when they sit around the Festivus pole this holiday. And because of it, Paul Calvisi is no longer speaking to me because I refuse to post the pictures. He's boycotting this page until I post them. But I'm not gonna. He can go to tmz.com where they've posted some edited pictures if he wants to.

On a lighter note, someone sent me page about beauty gone bad. They're pictures of famous women committing fashion faux pas. It's got some pretty funny stuff, so check out gofugyourself.com

This has to be one of the nicest marketing ploys this holiday season. Office Max has come up with a string of holiday-themed websites. One of them is elfyourself.com. You can upload a picture of yourself and through the magic of the Internet, they turn you into a dancing elf that you can send it friends. But my personal favorite from their list of sites is greetingsfromthenorthpole.com. It's the tender story of a gingerbread man and a polar bear that goes wrong quickly....

It's Round 2 of "The Donald vs. Rosie." Donald Trump called Rosie O'Donnell a "loser" and says her boss Babs Walters can't stand her. Listen to the whole interview he did on the phone with "Good Morning LA.".

12/21: Cardinals QB Matt Leinart is ranked 15th in SI.com's "Top 20 Best Looking Male Athletes," which were ranked by a collection of Sports Illustrated's swimsuit models. Note to SI - you chose the worst pic of matt you could. His hair doesn't look combed! By the way, surfer Kelly Slater is ranked first. And he's topless...

The real issue everyone should be focused on is who is ditzier? Jessica Simpson or Britney Spears? We all well remember Ms. Simpson didn't understand the intricacies of Chicken of the Sea. But apparently, Mom Britney thinks that time travel is occurring regularly right now. She says so in that clip of the "Oops! I Did It Again" songstress talking philosophically and eating. CNN reports its the most watched celebrity download on the internet. But the real question is why does she think time travel is real? CLICK HERE to watch...

An Editorial Moment: First, this is a request from the KTAR Newsroom to management. I pulled the short end of the stick, so I have to maket the request. We've had people fixing our heating for over a week and apparently they think it's still 118 degrees outside because the newsroom is like an icebox. Please turn on the heat! That's all we ask, we're freezing and I have visual proof that we're all wearing parkas. I've set up a link for you listeners to donate to our APS bill.

Now, for those of you wasting the hours before the holidays, wondering, "How, oh how would the Click Chick advise me to waste more of my hours at work just before the holiday?" I say watch The Simpsons! One of our IT guys has sent me my new favorite links (and this is why it likely takes them so long to help you out) - www.tv-links.co.uk or www.peekvid.com. These sites let you watch some of your favorite TV shows like 30 Rock, Alias, The Simpson. They are not complete like a DVD collection, the selection is limited and some of the quality isn't perfect. But there's enough there to waste your lunch hour with.

12/20: Saturday Dog Fever: Yesterday, it was dog bites self. Today, it's dog dancing as Travolta. Yes, there's video of a dog dancing to You're the One That I Want from "Grease" with his owner and she's dressed up just like Olivia Newton John. This dog goes backwards and forwards, and he does a mean two step, and I'm not kidding. The dog does STEPS! Watch the video...

The "Raddest" Christmas Display Ever: This has traveled the Internet for more than a year. But you have to check out the Christmas lights display that one person on YouTube called the "Raddest" Christmas lights display because it's like Star Wars Rock Opera. The house also kinda looks alive, but I love this because you know some guy took hours and hours to put it together. This person has to do rock concert lighting because I kept waiting for Boston to come out and perform. Watch the display...

Christmas Card: And just for Christmas, a Christmas - Santa puzzle you can pass on to the kids or your friends at work via email. It is safe for all audiences, rated C for Christmas. CLICK HERE for the puzzle link...

12/19: I'm sharing one of my favorite videos because I can watch it over and over and over. In the news business, man bites dog isn't as interest and ear catching as dog bites man. But how about dog bites self? You will get minutes and minutes of entertainment from this one... CLICK HERE to watch...

Cuteoverload.com - it is exactly what it claims to be. There are animals. They're cute and its overloaded with pictures of bunnies, cats, birds, the whole nine yards.

Speaking of animals, if you like giant pandas, check out the video of a giant panda munching away like crazy with her little baby panda at her feet. Then she sneezes, scaring the thing to death. CLICK HERE to watch... (When you get to the website, click on ANIMALS)

The kids are out of school and they're likely at your computer at work, so you can let them paint a kaleidoscope. You know, I seem to feature special sites that can occupy your time when you should be working on some spreadsheet... CLICK HERE for kaleidoscope

When the world began to learn about the Taliban, it watched in shock as the regime destroyed historical statues of Buddha. Residents there are now trying to rebuild them. The NY Times website has a story on it. Quite fascinating for those of us who used to watch shows like "In Search Of..." Remember that with Leonard Nimoy? Used to scare me to death as a kid, but I watched it anyway... CLICK HERE to watch the video

Connie, you told me about this last week and I've just finally found the time to find it. It's the 12 DAZE of Christmas where a woman gets tanked as she goes over the verses of the 12 Days of Christmas. Who knew it was a drinking song. She did apparently. That was two Cutty Sarks she was trying to say. I have to say, its pretty funny because she just gets drunker and drunker and it's clearly from some stage show somewhere. And I think she totally skips the five golden rings as the song goes on. CLICK HERE to listen...

12/18: I know some of you are driving out there and you've had to explain to your kids what an 8-track player is or what a vinyl record looks like. Well, the Data Doctors' Ken Colburn sent me a YouTube link of an old Radio Shack commercial from 1988 that will help you explain to the kids what cellular car phones used to look like before they look like Star Trek communicators devices...and when they had to have cords. Watch the video...

This is what you won't hear from the KTAR studios in Phoenix. We love each other. We never fight at least, not like KFI's Bill Handel did with his a woman at a sister station in LA. That shouting match led to his suspension because his profanities went over the air LIVE.
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12/15:Today is explosives day for the Click Chick - at least these first two items are thanks to my new favorite site, break.com. The first is video of the chemistry experiment that went bad. Some guy sticks a very hot metal stick into a tall water cooler bottle and things quickly go south. For added viewing pleasure, it looks like the man is wearing a rainbow moo-moo. Click here to watch...

The Click Chick loves free online games and Save the Earth is one of the new ones I want to share. Just pick a character and your weapon of choice and have fun. And this what I've learned - if you face asteroids and flying debris. Chose a different weapon than a shotgun. It causes more clean-up in the end. Click here to play...

This website boggles my mind and has a gross out factor. You've BEEN WARNED. The premise of it is to tell someone you love they're beautiful. That seems fine. But you do it with nose hairs. Yes. You can send them a VIRTUAL card that has a nose, a hair and some tweezers. You the sender pull out as many hairs as you want and the hair turns into words that say beautiful, nice, gorgeous or you can write a message. The question is why would you want to? It goes under the category as strange. Who came up with this? Click here to see for yourself...

If you're like the Click Chick, then you love astronomy. It has time lapsed photography of the cosmos. Yes, stars, shooting stars, moon settings, cool stuff. I found a site called cosmotions.com. You will need Quicktime to watch it.

Want to know the difference between an Microsoft Zune, Apple iPod G5 and the Creative Zen Vision - if you don't know what they are - they're digital audio player reviews. I happened upon a page that has a spreadsheet comparison of all three. So check it out before you take that gift card to Best Buy or Costco to by your audio player. Click here to read more

Jibjab.com has a new video out. It debuted the night before last on Leno and this time it's personal. They take pot shots at everyone from the president, vice president, world leaders and Hollywood folks. Hillary slaps Bill Clinton again like she always seems to do in these videos. And Mel Gibson got tagged for his public meltdown. The title speaks for itself. Watch the video here...

Muppets Gone Wild: From muppets.go.com, It's The Great Gonzo's Ridiculously Dangerous & Downright Foolish Stunt Game. Yes, folks - that's the actual title. You'll thank the Click Chick for the minutes and minutes of entertainment it provides for your kids... or you. Play the game...

I really like this website. It's called dailylit.com and it allows you to read great works of fiction, via email in portions sent to you daily or tri-weekly. So, you can sign up and finally read Madame Bovary like you were supposed to in high school, but this time there's no test. I think I might live dangerously and sign up for Plato's Republic.

It's time, ladies and gentlemna, for the "Throw the Book at OJ Game." This game lets you stick it to the Juice. The game lets you literally throw his cancelled book "If I Did It" at him. He has to dodge the books and you have to dodge the footballs he's throwing back. If you hit him, he suffers bumps and bruises. If you hit him enough times, bundles of cash and a Heisman trophy might role out. Play the game...

And this is an oldie but goodie. It's just a funny take on talking to your kids about the use of light sabers. Darth Vader and Luke have a discussion about the proper use of the force. Watch the video...

12/13: My favorite story on the website, because it's totally ridiculous is Lindsay Lohan admitting that she's gone 7 days without a drink. She's 20 and admits that she's attending AA meetings, but that's nobody's business. I'm glad she's in AA, but isn't the legal drinking age 21? Just asking. Read the story...

The website is beerrunusa.com. It comes to ktar.com courtesy Malcolm Crawford - part time manager at a gas station-convenience store. He says it started with their wall of shame of images captured on video. Then he started a webpage of people alleged to have committed beer runs - I believe taking without paying is still against the law. He says he's received calls a police department and other stores interested in uploading pictures. He says video is coming soon. So far, they've had one arrest.

RealSimple.com had a surprising explanation of food expiration dates. Did you know beer lasts four months if unopened? Ketchup has an indefinite shelf life if stored properly. After one year, "color or flavor may be affected, but product is still generally safe to consume." Uh, not in my house. Read more here...

I found Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Carols. And I have to say I was shocked and appalled. Shocked I tell you! OK, not really. But you must be a Larry fan to enjoy it. If you're a borat fan, you'll like it. If you're easily offended, it's not for you. You've been warned. Listen to Larry Sings Christmas Carols...

The Click Chick has found a new game. After your character has imbibed at an Oktoberfest or some kind of German shindig, you see how far he can walk without falling down. The game will take you about 4 seconds to play each time. Play the game...

12/12: 10 Minute Mail: You're going to love the Click Chick for this one. You get an email account that lasts for 10 minutes. Just 10 minutes! Maybe you want to sign up for something that requires an email address to send a validation email to. Well, 10 Minute Mail will do that for you so you don't clog up your work email account or whatever account you use the most. I think it's the greatest invention since the iPod. Click here for your 10 Minute Mail

Oh Come All Ye Black Folk: At conservative Tuft University, the school journal printed a satirical Christmas carol titled "Oh Come All Ye Black Folk." The editor said it was meant to be a satire intended to call attention to affirmative action policies that he and other staff members feel are unfair. Well, some people were offended the university president wasn't happy either. They issued an apology - saying the purpose of the carol was not clearly communicated. Read the story here... Saturday Night Live re-cut the movie trailer to Apocalypto, Mel Gibsons real movie. They basically only changed the subtitles. Including a line that says "Don't pay attention to me, I'm wasted right now" - or something to that effect. They basically used the text from his now infamous arrest and comments about Jews he made to police and put it with footage from the trailer. You can see it on You Tube. Watch the SNL video trailer of Apocalypto...

Scared of Santa: Some kids are just scared of Santa. Particularly when there's a camera around to snap a shot. A newspaper in south Florida has a slideshow that's received well over 2.6 million hits. And it's pictures of kids scared of Santas real and plastic! See the pictures....

Celebrity Mugshots: I'm of the belief that celebrity/politician mugshots should be of the James Brown variety (right) not the Tom Delay variety (left). Nicole Richie was arrested and she looked downright happy - maybe it was the vicodin and marijuana she allegedly had in her system.

SPECIAL SECTION: See the Click Chick's **UNDERGROUND VIDEO** (because that's where it likely should have stayed). It's the Click Chick's Greatest Clicks from last week...

More royal controversy in England. Zara Phillips, the daughter of Princess Anne (niece to Charles) and 11th in line to the throne - is also a champion equestrian. Well she posed for an ad for Land Rover - one of her sponsors - in a mud splattered designer dress with mud on the hem. She's being criticized for doing so because they say she's cashing in on her royal title. However, unlike her other relatives, she receives no money from the civil list which pays some of her relatives. Click here to read the story...

I found an interesting new website just this morning. It's sarcasmsociety.com. It includes information on how to be sarcastic and how to recognize irony. It even features poetry.

Someone has got into George W. Bush's hotmail account. He's got email from quite a few people including Hamid Karzai, Donald Rumsfeld and Osama Bin Laden. Of course, Bin Laden's email subject line says I dare you to open the attachment. It also features warning from former presidents, including Bill Clinton advising him not to Arafat kiss him. George W. Bush's Hotmail Account

The space shuttle Discovery will be docking with the international space station today. See pictures and live footage at www.spaceflight.nasa.gov

By the way, Overstock.com is having a secret sale. It's not so secret now, is it? Remember you can get free shipping there and at other websites like amazon.com, eddiebauer.com, target.com - the major ones have free shipping. And remember you still have some days left to order those gifts and ensure they get to their destinations before Christmas. And remember Hanukkah starts sundown Friday.

Coming soon to the Click Chick... The Click Chick's wipeout photos. I'm in negotiations to get them. Went to a wedding over the weekend. When it came time for the bouquet toss, I wiped out right there on the dance floor. And guess what? The wedding photographer was there like the paparazzi snapping photos. I'll be sure to put them online as soon as the bride gets back from her honeymoon.

11/8: Barney, the White House dog is in a new film. He's been in six so far. The Scottish terrier and his younger sibling Miss Beazley star in a new holiday adventure titled "Barney's Holiday Extravaganza" - it centers around Barney's plans for a holiday party. I think Ronald Regan is the only politician who occupied the White House that could act. Now in this film, he's told he has no budget, he holds auditions and Education Secretary Spellings doesn't make the cut, but she gets a cheer up call via cameo appearance by Emmitt Smith. By the way, did you know the Bush's have a black cat named Kitty? Watch all Barney's films at www.whitehouse.gov/barney

Speaking of cats and dogs, more of you have sent pictures of your pets to the Click Chick. So, I've started a gallery. Someone sent in the picture of their neighbors cat sticking it's paw through a fence to bop her dog on the nose.
See the Click Chick's Pet Photo Gallery
Send your pet pics to the Click Chick at webmaster@ktar.com

An idea whose time hasn't come. Mattel calls it Barbie and Tanner. Sounds simple, but I call it Pooper Scooper Barbie. The object of this toy: Barbie gives treats to Tanner the wonder dog and then she gets to potty train him. It comes with a scooper and a trash can. Check out the commercial is right there in the top/middle section of that barbie.everythinggirl.com front page. And if you have doubts about the validity of this story, the page was created by Mattel.

Orange County, Florida has a novel way of catching speeders. It's Operation ELF - Enforcing Limits and Fining Speeders. A deputy dresses up like an elf, stands on the side of the road and targets speeders with a radar gun and calls back the license numbers to dispatch. Santa, reportedly is suing over the use of a likeness he claims to have licensed years ago.
See the story, watch the video and see pictures

Ladies and gentleman. From the dumb criminals file, It's called "How Not to Rob a Liquor." The store owner apparently had cameras everywhere, so we see the criminal climbing in through the roof, and falling onto some of the spirits and almost knocking himself out and making a mess of the place. When it's time to scram, he can't escape through the door and he tries to use a dolly to smash the window. That doesn't work, so he tries to pry it open and that doesn't work. So, he sits down and has a cigarette and waits until the owner shows up and gives up quietly. Watch the video...

Craig Kuhlthau listened to the call of the Click Chick. The other day when I mentioned dogs and cats are living together and I had proof with that video of a cat giving a puppy a massage, I said I wanted to see some pictures of your animals playing nice with each other. Craig sent me a picture of his pooches Molly and Tank. One's big, one's little and they're both cute. (Hint: Click on image to see a bigger picture)
See another photo of Tank and Molly

I've have solved a dilemma for many of you out there today. If you have a refrigerator and cupboard full of food and have no idea what to make, go to cookingbynumbers.com. They give you a list of basic food items - bacon, chicken, lamb, lemons, tomatoes, vegetables, cooking oil - whatever... You check off what you have and they give you a list of recipes you can chose from. That's cookingbynumbers.com.

You're going to love this one. It's pretty funny. It's a website with a list of Ultra-Condensed Movies. Meaning, if you've never seen All About Eve with Betty Davis, you click on the link and it will explain it to you in less than a minute. The entry for All About Eve - "People in show business turn MEAN" - The End. Or my favorite: Kubrick's "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb" - The explanation: Oops. The End.

12/6: Today, it's the Tom Brady Parody tribute. Yes, there is a video sung to the tune of Kenny Rogers' hit "Lady" called "Brady." It has pictures of said QB in tight pants. It's written by an attorney who claims to be straight, but is just a big Brady fan. I'm sure he is. You can read the article about the attorney and why he did it.
Watch Tom Brady Tribute video
Read about the man who made the video and why
Watch Randy Moss video

You're going to love the Click Chick for this one. Many of us scribble when we're waiting. But if you're on hold at your desk for a long period or bored out of your mind with a conference call, you have to try the scribble. You draw a basic scribble and it creates a generative illustration - aka doodle - for you. You just watch it do its work. You'll play with it for hours!
Click here to play with The Scribbler

Everyone, meet model Janice Dickinson - professional train wreck. Dickinson has created a Christmas carol to remember. In her version of the "12 Days of Christmas" song, she pays homage to her fake mamary glands and more by changing the lyrics "10 lords a-leaping" with "10 gays a-primping." Don't ask why she did it. But I do know why she doesn't have a singing career. Be forewarned, there is a bare male buttocks in the video.
Watch Janice Dickinson's Christmas Carol

12/5: Ahhh... YouTube provides me with hours of unbridled entertainment and reminds me on a daily basis that i'm not the big nerd i think i am sometimes. Take for example the video titled "You Idiot" - I don't make this up folks. It's a young man - who doesn't appear to be in his teens anymore so he should really know better - and he rollerskates down some stairs into the path of an oncoming SUV. How can I laugh? Because he walked away from it. Watch the video...

Yesterday's Bell Lexus Poll of the Day: Which ex-football player should be on the next "Dancing with the Stars"? Leading the pack - Deion Sanders with 39 percent. Joe Namath was second with 34 percent. Lynn Swann had 27 percent. Bo Jackson had 0 percent. Apparently, no one knows Bo anymore.

Here's some free advice form our own Dave Burns: If the girl is sober and a drunk man uses that line - he will fail every time!

Our new poll, Will you see the sixth Rocky movie - 'Rocky Balboa'? Word on the street from some of my critic friends who've seen it say it will make you forget Rocky 2 through 6. I found a non-critics review of a sneak preview online. Take it as you will.

Go to ktar.com and take our new Bell Lexus poll of the day. Will you see the sixth Rocky movie - 'Rocky Balboa'? Word on the street from some of my critic friends who've seen it say it will make you forget Rocky 2 through 6. I found a non-critics review of a sneak preview online. Take it as you will.

Alright, now onto cuddleparty.com. Cuddle parties are just a group of people who get together to touch each other in non sexual ways. You put on your PJs, you pay your $30 and you participate in a cuddle party. It explains everything. They have strict rules. If you want to hug someone, you have to ask and no means no. If you go to the website, there are cuddlemonials and pictures. And it looks like a bunch of people piled on top of each other like a big back of puppies in PJs. Watch the video from WBAL-TV about it on the website, cuddleparty.com.

12/4: OK, my question is what ex-football player should appear on the next round of 'Dancing with the Stars'? This is an unofficial poll and I promise to send the results on to ABC. But I picked some names out of the past and I want to know what you think? Take the Bell-Lexus Poll of the Day on the homepage. The choices: Joe "I want to kiss you" Namath, Bo "Bo knows everything" Jackson, Deion "I talk too much" Sanders and Lynn "I used to do ballet" Swann.

Danny Devito's cure to loosen any of them up before the competition is a generous dose of limoncello. That's what he claims to have had multiple servings of before he made his now legendary appearance on The View. And then I got a call. What is limoncello? You can actually make it at home. I know an ex-nun who works here at KTAR and her husband makes it every year. She says it's easy. I found a recipe on the web if you're interested. It requires a lot of lemons, a lot of vodka, sugar and water. And if you drink it, remember what happened to Danny Devito. Get the recipe...

The end is near. The end is near!!! Remember the Bill Murray in Ghostbusters warned us about dogs and cats living together. Well folks, I have proof. Dogs and cats are living together or at least canoodling. Someone got video of a cat giving what looks like, a Rottweiller puppy a deep, personal massage. And someone said, hey, let's find out what they're saying. Watch the video