Karie & Chuck's newest cereal: Glass Fragments
In response to news of Special K cereal being recalled because of glass fragments, Karie & Chuck came up with their own cereal: Glass Fragments!
What better way to save yourself from soggy, overly-sugared breakfast cereals than a bowl of glass? It's guaranteed to keep it's crunch!
Mom and Dad sure will be happy, because there are no additives or extra sugar in Glass Fragments!
It may cut your throat to ribbons, but it sure won't spoil your dinner. And did we mention there is a prize in every box?
Pick up a box of Glass Fragments today!
Clearly, this is a parody. Don't ever purchase this cereal, mainly because it's not real, but it's glass. You shouldn't eat glass.