Well, so much for that. The New York Post is reporting that hedge fund manager Jeremy Frommer recently purchased a New Jersey storage locker once owned by late Penthouse publisher Bob Guccione, and stumbled upon a salacious photo of Schwarzenegger among Guccione's possessions. In the photo, a young Schwarzenegger is seen "engaged in what appears to be a sex act."

Guccione's treasure trove also yielded several other interesting artifacts, including unpublished nude photos of Madonna and actress Lauren Hutton, information concerning Guccione's decision to release controversial nude shots of then-Miss America Vanessa Williams, and correspondences with Dick Cheney, the Unabomber, and Fidel Castro's alleged lover.

No word from Frommer if he plans to put any of the items up for auction.

Actor Jason London was arrested over the weekend, after fighting with bouncers at a club in Scottsdale, Arizona!

According to the police report, Jason cursed at the cops on his way to the station, then purposely soiled himself.

Jason calls the police report a, quote, "[effing] lie" and adds that he hates Arizona.

TMZ has more on the story!

Sources say 54-year-old Alec Baldwin has impregnated his 28-year-old wife Hilaria Thomas.

Their rep will only say, quote, "When [or] if Alec and Hilaria have news they want to share, they will share it. Until then, no comment."

Alec already has a 17-year old daughter named Ireland, with his ex-wife Kim Basinger.

Miley Cyrus' representative dismisses secret wedding rumors.

Miley Cyrus' representative says the singer/actress has not secretly wed her fiance Liam Hemsworth, despite declaring she was happy to be "married" in a new magazine interview.

Miley had fans reaching for the confetti after suggesting she had exchanged vows with Hemsworth during a candid Cosmopolitan chat about the perils of finding lasting love. She told Cosmo, "I'm happy I don't have to date anyone. I was like, ‘I'm so happy I'm married, because you guys are cruel!'"

She further fueled the marriage speculation by insisting that her dream wedding would be small and private, stating, "I can't even get coffee without a million paparazzi following me, so I don't know why anyone thinks I'm going to have this huge, extravagant wedding. That is so not who I am."

Robert Kardashian's widow sells alleged journals to InTouch.

The Kardashians' nightmare is not over yet as more bombshell details from the journals of their late father, Robert Kardashian, will hit newsstands again today (Wednesday).

InTouch magazine is set to print even more secrets from beyond the grave. Ellen Kardashian, Robert's widow and the woman who provided the journals to the tabloid, said, "These are authentic handwritten journals I have shared, that my late husband Robert Kardashian so carefully wrote during 1989 and 1990 at a most trying and touching time of his life. They are my personal possession and he left them to me on his passing."

Kim Kardashian spoke out against Ellen on Twitter.

10 yrs since dad passed &this woman he married 4 2 wks before he died needs 2 get a job instead of trying 2 destroy families w fake stories

— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) January 24, 2013