Updated Nov 6, 2012 - 9:35 am
Willy D. Loon speaking: Stop being cute with write-in candidates
Tuesday is Election Day, so please do your patriotic duty (hee hee, I said "duty") and make sure you vote.
I know what some of you are thinking: it doesn't matter if I vote or not. I heard some nit wit on the radio the other day say "we don't pick the president, the Electrical College does."
I spoke with someone on Sunday who said they were still undecided. It's getting to be kinda late in the game for undecided don't you think? What are you going to do? Walk into a polling place and flip a coin? I think they say they're undecided so they won't be judged when you ask them for whom they're voting.
Too bad! I'm judging you for being undecided.
Also, some have told me they are going to send a message to the Republicans and Democrats by writing in a vote for Ron Paul. Neither party will get your message because I checked the 2012 write-in candidates list for Arizona and Paul isn't on it.
Sure, Virgil Goode is on the write-in list running for the Constitution Party, and Will Christenson is a possible write-in for independent, so to all of you geniuses writing in Paul's name, it's going to wind up in the same pile with other people who think they are funny writing in Donald Duck or Spongebob.
I don't care who you vote for -- well, I kinda do -- but just know there are only two candidates who will count: Mitt Romney and Bronco Bama.
I am Willy D. Loon and I approve this message.
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