Updated Jul 11, 2012 - 9:56 am
Click Chick: Who thinks Trump is a great statesman? Not Kimmel
Florida's Sarasota County Republicans have bought
into Donald Trump's particular brand of crazy by
naming him their "Statesman of the Year." Trump is many
things, but statesman-like, like say, Roosevelt,
Churchill, I think not. And Jimmy Kimmel agrees with me
(and most people I think). Trump has, what, a billion plus
bucks? But his cultural relevance is still lost on me.
Watch Kimmel poke fun at the funny-haired billionaire.
Peter O'Toole is calling it a career. The
actor - who's been nominated for 8 Oscars but never won,
says his "heart" for acting is gone. "It's time for me to
chuck in the sponge. To retire from films and the stage,"
according to a statement he
released. I personally wish he wouldn't retire, and
someone at the Washington Post agrees with me. So what
if he turns 80 next week. He's younger than Clint Eastwood
and look what he's doing.
Today's Cute Animal Video is from the Myrtle Beach Animal Safari. A
chimpanzee and a puma. I'll
only say this, you're bound to have major cuteness when
you have a chimpanzee feeding a puma with a bottle.
A Tale of Two Divorces: May I point out
that Kim Kardashian's divorce from Kris Humphries is
lasting longer than their 72-day marriage. As we know
Katie Holmes filed for divorce on June 28. They announced
they reached an undisclosed settlement less than 2 weeks
later. Things that make you go, "Hmmmm???"
Daniel Tosh of Tosh.o has apologized for making a rape
joke during a comedy club appearance. A woman left the
show claiming that Tosh said rape jokes are always funny.
He apologized, but then followed up on on Twitter by
writing: "the point i was making before i was heckled is
there are awful things in the world but you can still make
jokes about them." Somethings are just not funny, Tosh.
Read about the entire incident detailed by The
Hollywood Reporter.
A Tale of Two Divorces: May I point out
that Kim Kardashian's divorce from Kris Humphries is
lasting longer than their 72-day marriage. As we know
Katie Holmes filed for divorce on June 28. They announced
they reached an undisclosed settlement less than 2 weeks
later. Things that make you go, "Hmmmm???"
Susan Boyle has the voice of an angel.
But her rep tells ABC News that she and
her neighbors have been feuding for over a decade. Why?
They simply don't like each other. Maybe there's a little
jealousy involved here, but the neighbors have filed a
noise complaint against the woman who came to
international fame in 2009 sings at all hours of the
night. They say it's "unbearable." Other neighbors say
she's been made a target for revenge, because it all
started after the star complained about noise coming from
their house.
Daily Chuckle: It's an old viral video
that I just found. It's pretty darn funny, even if it may
be staged. But it proves that
you really shouldn't honk at old people.
Gayle Bass, The Click Chick
